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    My default Joke

    Whenever I find myself in a bind, and am unable to keep the conversation rolling, I tell my default joke. It is amusing, but not offensive to older generations

    Near the sleepy town of Westminster, the friars of the Abby were behind on their property taxes, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.

    Since the pleasant priests were well established in the community, they received most of the town's business. A rival florist across town thought this was unfair, so he asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.

    So the man hired Hugh the infamous to "persuade" them to close. Hugh assaulted the friars, sullied the holy water, and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.

    The next day, they closed their shop, proving once and for all: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
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