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    Fifty bucks

    Ed and his wife Norma go to the state fair every year,

    And every year Ed would say,
    " Norma, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "

    Norma always replied,

    " I know Ed , but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
    And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

    One year Ed and Norma went to the fair, and Ed said,
    " Norma, I'm 75 years old.

    If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance"

    To this, Norma replied,
    " Ed, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks"

    The pilot overheard the couple and said,
    " Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!

    But if you say one word it's fifty dollars."

    Ed and Norma agreed and up they went.

    The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

    He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
    But still not a word...

    When they landed, the pilot turned to Ed and said,
    " By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed! "

    Ed replied,
    " Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something when Norma fell out,

    But you know,

    Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"


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    That is pretty funny

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    Quite funny. I'm going to have to share this.

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